Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits. Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Quotes== * That's a keeper. * Sure, you can kill me, but then what happends to [[Austin Powers]]' fazha? * And now he is going to have an unfortunate schmelting accident. * Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate inschurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toight, Austin Powersh fazha. * Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing you know. * Nobody do anything shtoopid or the shoosting begins! * Dr. Evil, you look very toight, yesh, toight like a toiger, yesh yesh yesh! * Would you like a schmoke and a pancake? Cigarette and a flapjack? Cigar and a waffle? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz? No? Then there ish no pleeshing you. * Thats the way uh uh uh I like it... KC & The Sunshine Band. * You shee Mr. Powers, I love gold! The look of, it the shmell of it, the taste of it, the texture, I love gold so much I even lost my genitalia in an unfortunate shmelting accident. * Hey everybody! I am from Holland! Isn't that viert? * Yesh! The shoosting begins! Haha! * Dr. Evil, you might not want to flood the earth but I do! * Take the fazha away! Dutch hater! * Dr. Evil'sh ordresh! * Shmarty pansh! * Luckily I keep a schpare. * Hey everybody! My vinky was a key! * I'm from Holland! ''Isn't that weird'''?''''' * Which, for you, is bad news bears! Summary: Please note that all contributions to the Austin Powers are considered to be released under the CC-BY-SA Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Retrieved from "https://austinpowers.fandom.com/wiki/Johann_van_der_Smut" Categories: Add category Cancel Save Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.