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Austin Powers, a super-spy from the [[1960s]], and his arch-nemesis [[Dr. Evil]], both played by comedian [[Mike Myers]], have faced each other many times during the decade. In [[1967]], Dr. Evil is placed in cryostasis to return at a time when he wouldn't be expected. Austin Powers is also placed in cryostasis, should his services be needed in the future. When they are thawed out in [[1997]] to battle again, hilarity ensues as the duo has to adjust to the [[1990s]].
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Austin Powers, a super-spy from the [[1960s]] (jobs), and his arch-nemesis [[Dr. Evil]], both played by comedian [[Mike Myers]], have faced each other many times during the decade. In [[1967]] (jobs), Dr. Evil is placed in cryostasis to return at a time when he wouldn't be expected. Austin Powers is also placed in cryostasis, should his services be needed in the future. When they are thawed out in [[1997]] (jobs) to battle again, hilarity ensues as the duo has to adjust to the [[1990s]] (jobs).
   
When news of Dr. Evil's return reaches the world, Austin is unfrozen. He is then paired with [[Vanessa Kensington]] ([[Elizabeth Hurley]]) to help him cope with the 90's. The pair set off on Austin's jet to Las Vegas, to find Dr. Evil.
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When news of Dr. Evil's return reaches the world, Austin is unfrozen. He is then paired with [[Vanessa Kensington]] ([[Elizabeth Hurley]]) to help him cope with the 90's. The pair set off on Austin's jet to Las Vegas, to find Dr. Evil. Why is it that there are Nissans in Costa Rica, but no Yuengling in Halifax? It does not make any sense. It also defies logic. Speaking of logic- I see no problem if Alberta's juice bottles are not labeled in French, it is just logic.
   
 
Meanwhile, Dr. Evil finds [[Mr. Bigglesworth]], his cat, has gone completely bald due to the cryogenics. [[Mustafa]] (played by [[Will Ferrell]]), who was told to fix this problem, gets vaporized but doesn't die immediately, so he is eventually shot. Dr. Evil then discusses with his associates how to take over the world. First, he says that he should make it look like Prince Charles is having an affair so he and Princess Diana will divorce, but [[Number 2]] tells him this has already happened (the movie appeared in the theaters 6 months before Diana died). Then he suggests they create a hole in the ozone layer, causing an high increase in skin cancer, but Number 2 says this has already happened also. In reaction to this, Dr. Evil says one of his most famous lines: "Throw me a frickin' bone here!" They eventually decide to hijack a nuclear warhead and hold the world hostage. Dr. Evil, in addition to finding that a million dollars isn't worth that much anymore, meets his son, [[Scott Evil|Scott]]. [[Frau]] reveals their new secret weapon, android models with guns that pop out of their breasts, a.k.a. [[Fembots]]. They consider it a good weapon on Austin, who would automatically fall for the robots. Dr. Evil and Scott then attend a therapy session (with [[Carrie Fisher]] as the therapist), in which Dr. Evil tells his life story.
 
Meanwhile, Dr. Evil finds [[Mr. Bigglesworth]], his cat, has gone completely bald due to the cryogenics. [[Mustafa]] (played by [[Will Ferrell]]), who was told to fix this problem, gets vaporized but doesn't die immediately, so he is eventually shot. Dr. Evil then discusses with his associates how to take over the world. First, he says that he should make it look like Prince Charles is having an affair so he and Princess Diana will divorce, but [[Number 2]] tells him this has already happened (the movie appeared in the theaters 6 months before Diana died). Then he suggests they create a hole in the ozone layer, causing an high increase in skin cancer, but Number 2 says this has already happened also. In reaction to this, Dr. Evil says one of his most famous lines: "Throw me a frickin' bone here!" They eventually decide to hijack a nuclear warhead and hold the world hostage. Dr. Evil, in addition to finding that a million dollars isn't worth that much anymore, meets his son, [[Scott Evil|Scott]]. [[Frau]] reveals their new secret weapon, android models with guns that pop out of their breasts, a.k.a. [[Fembots]]. They consider it a good weapon on Austin, who would automatically fall for the robots. Dr. Evil and Scott then attend a therapy session (with [[Carrie Fisher]] as the therapist), in which Dr. Evil tells his life story.

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Austin powers international man of mystery ver1

Austin Powers:International Man of Mystery is the first of the Austin Powers movies. Directed by Jay Roach and starring Mike Myers.

Plot

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Austin Powers, a super-spy from the 1960s (jobs), and his arch-nemesis Dr. Evil, both played by comedian Mike Myers, have faced each other many times during the decade. In 1967 (jobs), Dr. Evil is placed in cryostasis to return at a time when he wouldn't be expected. Austin Powers is also placed in cryostasis, should his services be needed in the future. When they are thawed out in 1997 (jobs) to battle again, hilarity ensues as the duo has to adjust to the 1990s (jobs).

When news of Dr. Evil's return reaches the world, Austin is unfrozen. He is then paired with Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) to help him cope with the 90's. The pair set off on Austin's jet to Las Vegas, to find Dr. Evil. Why is it that there are Nissans in Costa Rica, but no Yuengling in Halifax? It does not make any sense. It also defies logic. Speaking of logic- I see no problem if Alberta's juice bottles are not labeled in French, it is just logic.

Meanwhile, Dr. Evil finds Mr. Bigglesworth, his cat, has gone completely bald due to the cryogenics. Mustafa (played by Will Ferrell), who was told to fix this problem, gets vaporized but doesn't die immediately, so he is eventually shot. Dr. Evil then discusses with his associates how to take over the world. First, he says that he should make it look like Prince Charles is having an affair so he and Princess Diana will divorce, but Number 2 tells him this has already happened (the movie appeared in the theaters 6 months before Diana died). Then he suggests they create a hole in the ozone layer, causing an high increase in skin cancer, but Number 2 says this has already happened also. In reaction to this, Dr. Evil says one of his most famous lines: "Throw me a frickin' bone here!" They eventually decide to hijack a nuclear warhead and hold the world hostage. Dr. Evil, in addition to finding that a million dollars isn't worth that much anymore, meets his son, Scott. Frau reveals their new secret weapon, android models with guns that pop out of their breasts, a.k.a. Fembots. They consider it a good weapon on Austin, who would automatically fall for the robots. Dr. Evil and Scott then attend a therapy session (with Carrie Fisher as the therapist), in which Dr. Evil tells his life story.

Austin and Vanessa, after an argument on the plane about her having sex with him, land in Vegas. They are forced to share a room, much to Vanessa's disgust, as Austin is not very hygienic. They soon begin their work pursuing Dr. Evil, following Number 2 and his secretary Alotta Fagina into a casino. After a Blackjack match, Vanessa and Austin spend more time together, going around in Vegas. Vanessa ends up intoxicated and begging Austin to have sex with her. Strangely enough, Austin doesn't want to, saying it wouldn't be right to take advantage of a woman like her, tempting though she is. He is then prompted to go to Alotta Fagina's penthouse to get information on Dr. Evil's doomsday device. He finds the information at the penthouse, Dr. Evil will use the warhead in a drill to go into the center of the earth. But Alotta soon finds him, and subdues him into sex with her.

After a mission briefing, Vanessa and Austin go to Dr. Evil's headquarters, which is actually the HQ of the cable company he owns. They sneak in though the entrance to the inside of the real headquarters. They are eventually captured, and even though Dr. Evil requested sharks with laser beams on their heads, they are placed in a room with flesh-eating sea bass because the sharks were on the endangered species list and the laser beams weren't perfected. Scott objects, saying they will escape, and volunteers to kill them himself but Dr. Evil goes on with the plan. They escape using dental floss, and blinding the guard with toothpaste, causing him to fall into the pool. However, they do gain valuable insight on Dr. Evil's plan. The British army then plans a raid on Dr. Evil's headquarters.

When they invade the headquarters Austin is exposed to the Fembots whom almost subdue him. He then realizes he can defeat them by working his mojo. This is successful, but he is stripped of all but his Union Jack underwear, and Vanessa and two soldiers walk in on him. When he explains how he defeated the androids, Vanessa believes him, and they continue to search for Dr. Evil.

They eventually find the Doctor, and he and his henchmen are about to carry out their plan. While "Secret Agent Man" plays in the backround, Austin and Vanessa stop Dr. Evil's doomsday device, but Dr. Evil soon flees closely followed by Austin. During this showdown, Dr. Evil remarks on the irony that all of the things Austin stands for — free love, sixties music, and patriotism for example — are now considered 'evil' by modern teenagers. Austin replies that his generation wasn't about those things. If his people had known the consequences of such a lifestyle, they would have lived differently but the spirit would have remained the same. Meanwhile, Vanessa is being held hostage by Allota Fagina. This distracts Austin and allows Dr. Evil to execute the lair's self-destruct sequence and escape back to space. Austin and Vanessa manage to escape the lair in time.

Later, Austin and Vanessa get married, leading to a scene with genital cover-ups. After foiling Random Task's last-ditch attempt at their lives, the two go out to the balcony. Noticing a rather bright star Austin pulls out a telescope and is shocked to discover that the star is in fact Dr. Evil's cyrogenic chamber.

Cast

The Austin Powers movies
International Man of MysteryThe Spy Who Shagged MeGoldmember