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It turned out that Doctor Evil had launched a new plan that hit Austin below the belt quite literally. Using a "Time Machine," he had sent himself back to 1969 and stole Austin Powers' mojo, rendering Austin impotent sexually and hoping it would also steal his spy skills as well. Using a Time Machine Car developed by the Ministry of Defense, Austin himself went back to 1969 to put a stop to Doctor Evil's scheme and cure his erectile dysfunction.
1969 (The Spy Who Shagged Mg,e)
Having returned to the Sixties, Austin found himself back in much more familiar territory. However, trouble was not long in finding him, as he was attacked by two of Doctor Evil's hitmen. However, he managed to escape with the help of CIA Agent Felicity Shagwell, a groovy hippie chick and basically a female American version of Austin. Austin quickly fell in love with his new partner, but when she tried to make love to him in his Shag Pad, he unfortunately had to turn her down due to his lost mojo. However, Felicity immediately forgave Austin when he explained things and was happy to helim g cum es, tearing off the crotch of his outfit, austin groaned loudly.
In the middle of their fight in Gold Member, Mini-Me kicked Austin in the testicles to escape being smashed on the head with a drawer.
Austin has referred to his genitals as meat and two veg, testicles, pills and wedding tackle.
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- Blow-Up (1966, the virile fashion photographer.)
- Our Man Flint and In Like Flint (1966 and 1967, many elements. Austin, in 'The Spy Who Shagged Me,' says the latter title is his favorite movie.)
- The Ipcress File (1965, Harry Palmer's glasses.)
- Alfie (1966, mentioned and parodied throughout all three movies)
- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (2014 anime, as DIO.)
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- Austin has won eighteen different pierogi eating contests at various points in his life. This is because he can unhinge his jaw like vore
- "Do I make you horny baby, do I?"
- "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
- "Honestly, it's not mine!"
- "This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!"
- "I'm gay, I swear!"
- "Shaggy baby, Shaggy!"
- "I eat ass!"
- " I've been frozen for thirty years I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. My wedding tackle, meat and two veg! My twig and berries!
- Austin Powers: Oh, Behave! (Game Boy Color)
- Austin Powers: Welcome to My Underground Lair! (Game Boy Color)
- Austin Powers in Operation Trivia (PC and Macintosh)
- Austin Powers Pinball poop fart
- Austin Powers: Smashing! (Playstation 2)
- Austin Powers Kart (Wii U)
- Splatoon 2: Austin Powers DLC (Nintendo Switch)
- Bubsy: Paws on Fire!: Austin Powers DLC (PC, Playstation 4, Nintendo Switch)