Dr. Evil

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#REDIRECT [[Doctor Penis]]

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(''Not to be confused with [[User:Dr.Evil]]'')

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[[Image:DrEvil.jpg|right]]

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The fictional character of Dr. Evil (played by Mike Myers) is an evil genius, the chief villain of the Austin Powers series of films. A parody of any number of James Bond villains, Dr. Evil routinely hatches schemes to terrorize and take over the world.

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== Life ==

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From the [[Austin Powers:International Man of Mystery|first film]], while in group threapy with [[Scott Evil]], he talks about his early life.

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''The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds—pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat — an actor, dancer...''

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His real name is revealed to be '''Douglas ''Dougie'' Powers''' in the third film.

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==Catchphrase(s)==

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*"1 BILLION, MILLION, FAFILLION, SHABOLUBALU MILLION ILLION YILLION...''yen''"

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-(''Not to be confused with [[User:Dr.Evil]]'')
-[[Image:DrEvil.jpg|right]]
-The fictional character of Dr. Evil (played by Mike Myers) is an evil genius, the chief villain of the Austin Powers series of films. A parody of any number of James Bond villains, Dr. Evil routinely hatches schemes to terrorize and take over the world.
-== Life ==
-From the [[Austin Powers:International Man of Mystery|first film]], while in group threapy with [[Scott Evil]], he talks about his early life.
-''The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds—pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat — an actor, dancer...''
-His real name is revealed to be '''Douglas ''Dougie'' Powers''' in the third film.
-==Catchphrase(s)==
-*"1 BILLION, MILLION, FAFILLION, SHABOLUBALU MILLION ILLION YILLION...''yen''"