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'''Michael Jonathan''' "'''Mike'''" '''Myers''' (born May 25, 1963) is a Canadian stand-up comedian, actor, producer, writer, singer, dancer and voice artist. He portrayed [[Austin Powers]], [[Dr. Evil]], and [[Fat Bastard]] in the [[Austin Powers (franchise)|''Austin Powers'' franchise]]. |
'''Michael Jonathan''' "'''Mike'''" '''Myers''' (born May 25, 1963) is a Canadian stand-up comedian, actor, producer, writer, singer, dancer and voice artist. He portrayed [[Austin Powers]], [[Dr. Evil]], and [[Fat Bastard]] in the [[Austin Powers (franchise)|''Austin Powers'' franchise]]. |
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[[Category:Actors|Myers, Mike]] |
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Michael Jonathan "Mike" Myers (born May 25, 1963) is a Canadian stand-up comedian, actor, producer, writer, singer, dancer and voice artist. He portrayed Austin Powers, Dr. Evil, and Fat Bastard in the Austin Powers franchise.